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FEBRUARY 2024
Volume 50 Number 10
HUSTLERMAGAZINE.COM

CONTENTS

HUSTLER
MIA TREJSI
Talk to Me
Photography by Steven Andres
EILA ADAMS
15 Blowjobs
Photography by Ellen Stagg

KINSLEY KARTER
Rainy Day Lover
Photography by Larry Flynt Productions

BELLA DONNA
Bright & Beautiful
Photography by ThisYearsModel.com
FIONA FROST
The Natural
Photography by Larry Flynt Productions

TARNEY & CANDY
Desert Flowers
Classic Photography by John Brant

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LUCIEN GREAVES OF THE SATANIC TEMPLE
Reporter Mike Adams interviews the founder and voice of The
Satanic Temple to discuss the order’s fight for reproductive rights,
religious equality and freedom of speech. Turns out that Greaves
is actually fighting the good fight, defending the U.S. Constitution
and, well, democracy.

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HOORAY FOR NIPPLES!
HUSTLER digs into its archives to showcase stellar pics of incred­
ibly beautiful nips. Let the titty-twisting begin!

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COUPLES THERAPY
The couple who plays together stays together—and really, does
anything say “I love you” like a date with a sex worker? Be you
BDSM-curious or simply curious to try a threeway, there’s a high­
ly trained, couples-friendly professional standing by to answer the
call. John Blaylock interviews five excellent choices.

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BABYSITTER SEX 2
These babysitters may be young, but they are far from inexperi­
enced. Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video.

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7 PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

11 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

9 BRAD FRIEDMAN

13 BITS & PIECES

100 BEAVER HUNT

72 HUSTLER HUMOR

136 COMING SOON

82 HARDCORE SHOWCASE

LVVE AT Fl RST

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PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

e are not paying our representatives to act like
bullies in a schoolyard. In November alone, Kevin
McCarthy allegedly elbowed one of the representatives
who backed his ouster in the kidney. And Senator Markwayne Mullin nearly started a fistfight with Teamsters
labor union leader Sean O’Brian, telling him “We can
finish it here” and “stand your butt up”—in a Senate
hearing!— over a social media spat. The situation dete­
riorated to the point that the committee chairman, Ber­
nie Sanders, had to tell Mullin, “Stop it. Sit down. Sit
down. You’re a United States senator!”
Are these fools the people we elected to represent us
and govern this country? It’s like these politicians left
their brains behind, along with any sense of dignity or
decorum, when they entered the Capitol.
And, yes, I am primarily referring to Republican politi­
cians—because, well, facts are facts. Need more exam­
ples of outright immaturity? How about Paul Gosar post­

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ing an animated video on Twitter depicting him attacking
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and President
Biden? Or Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert
standing up to heckle the President during his State of
the Union address?
As Senator Elizabeth Warren noted recently, “I used
to teach four- to six-year-olds. They were better behaved
than some of the people in this place.”
It’s time for politicians to quick dicking around and
grow up. It’s time for them to actually do the job they
are being paid for.

Liz Flynt
Publisher
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"5o sue me for trying to have a little fun at work."

BRAD FRIEDMAN

DEMOCRACY’S LAST(?) STAND
EVEN AT ROAD’S END, IF THE “PROBLEM” IS THE FIRST AMENDMENT,
SO TOO IS THE SOLUTION.
fter interviewing various MAGA types involved

They were not trying to render anyone who was a Re­
publican or a conservative irrelevant.”
HUSTLER’S long history of championing the First
Amendment is documented by 1988’s landmark U.S.
Supreme Court ruling in HUSTLER Magazine v. Fal­
well, Milos Forman’s 1996 film The People vs. Larry
Flynt and my own presence in these pages.
There are necessary limits to the First Amendment,
but those fighting for its survival must become more
vigilant than ever to preserve a diversified media. Out­
lets exercising the Constitutional mandate to truthfully
inform the electorate in the face of another rising wave
of authoritarianism are disappearing. This nation’s role
as a democratic beacon to the world could also be at
the end of that very same road.
A vibrant, fact-based media remains our best de­
fense against the liars, con men, autocrats and provo­
cateurs who hide behind Constitutional freedoms.
Subscribe to your local newspapers, support non­
corporatized community radio and other outlets that
TELL THE TRUTH in the face of the deadly lies of those
hell-bent on destroying democracy and peaceful dis­
course. And for God’s sake, every time you can, VOTE!
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ily and friends. It was only while he was convalescing
in the January 6,2021, attack on the U.S. Capi­
from a stroke that Sanko figured out how to save him.
tol for her documentary The Insurrectionist Next Door,
She unsubscribed him from the onslaught of emails
Alexandra Pelosi—yes, Nancy’s daughter—asserted,
meant to inflame and subscribed him to news outlets
that inform.
“They’re not bad people, but they have a different so­
cial media feed than you and I.”
Sanko’s dad eventually returned to his old self.
It would be easy to blame social media for the na­
I thought of him during my interview with former
tion’s unmistakable creep toward the authoritarianism
MAGA activist Rich Logis. “I owned a dozen Trump
I’ve long warned of in HUSTLER, particularly amid the
hats and shirts and sent money to his campaign that
rise and fall and attempted rise again of Donald Trump.
could have been spent on my family’s needs,” he con­
The prolific ravings of far-right zealots helped fuel
fessed in an article headlined “I’m Living Proof That
the most threatening assault on the U.S. government
Others Can Leave MAGA.”
and democracy since the Civil War. But the use of mass
Logis described MAGA as a “cult” he “woke up”
media to proliferate dangerous, albeit Constitutionally
thinking about each morning and “God knows proba­
bly dreamt about.” His indoctrination by Trump and
protected, speech that results in violence and lurches
toward populist insurrectionism has actually been a
grooming by fellow travelers became “all-consuming”
problem for decades.
as he was radicalized to believe that MAGA was “on
Jeffrey Toobin is the author of Homegrown: Timo­ the correct side of history, and everybody else was on
thy McVeigh and the Rise of Right-Wing Extremism.
the wrong side.”
According to Toobin, the man who killed 168 people
His eventual path out was “so simple,” Logis told
in the 1995 bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal
me. He began to diversify his information sources and
Building in Oklahoma City was inspired by a book
“started to realize, very painfully, that so many of the
This will be my final column. My eternal thanks to those
“about a right-wing rebellion against the federal gov­
right-wing mythologies I believed were actually the
who have supported my investigative journalism and
ernment” that he’d read in his teens.
exact opposite. Democrats were not coming for our
progressive advocacy here. Please follow me on the air
Years later, McVeigh was touched off again, by
guns. They were not trying to replace white people.
(BradBlog.com) andon social media (@TheBradBlog).
radio provocateur Rush Limbaugh, who told listeners
that “the second violent American revolution” was al­
most here.
After the Oklahoma City bombing, President Bill
Clinton decried “so many loud and angry voices in
America today whose sole goal seems to be to try to
keep people as paranoid as possible and the rest of us
all torn up and upset with each other. They spread hate.
They leave the impression that, by their very words,
violence is acceptable. People like that must know that
their bitter words can have consequences.”
Naturally, Limbaugh blasted Clinton’s response as
an “attempt to categorize and demonize” those who
the hard-right propagandist claimed had nothing to do
with the carnage. Limbaugh’s avoidance of personal
responsibility was echoed decades later in Trump’s
efforts to absolve himself for the January 6 uprising
after lying to supporters that the 2020 election had
been stolen and that they needed to “fight like hell” to
save their country. Everyday Americans were swept up
by the lies, rhetoric and deadly exhortations of the for­
mer President, who faces decades in prison for his
actions (not words) that incited the insurrection.
Pelosi’s film brings to mind another: Jen Sanko’s
2015 documentary The Brainwashing of My Dad tells
the story of a onetime liberal who had been radicalized
by years of Limbaugh’s screeds and a steady diet of
right-wing spam. Like so many interviewed by Pelosi,
"The truth is out there, but not on Fox!"
Sanko’s father ultimately became estranged from fam­

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n this century, a radical watershed mo­
ment in American government occurred
in 2010 with the Supreme Court’s
Citizens United v. Federal Election
Commission ruling, allowing unlimit­
ed spending on political campaigns.
This deplorable decision equated mon­
ey with free speech, accelerating the tran­
sition from democracy to plutocracy (rule by
the rich). Trevor Potter, former chairman of the
Federal Election Commission and president of the
nonpartisan Campaign Legal Center, sums it up:
“A single billionaire can write an eight-figure
check and put not just their thumb but their
whole hand on the scale—and we often
have no idea who they are.”
One of the biggest spending
plutocrats is the reclusive Robert
Mercer, a computer scientist and
hedge fund honcho who donat­
ed a whopping $34.9 million to
Republican political campaigns ex­
clusively between 2006 and 2016, accord­
ing to Open Secrets, a nonprofit tracking campaign
finance and lobbying. After the Citizens United deci­
sion opened the floodgates, he joined the infamous
Koch Brothers donor network before spawning his
own right-wing money spigot, the Mercer Family
Foundation, run by his daughter Rebekah.
Daddy Mercer grew up in New Mexico, earning a
B.A. degree in math and physics at UNM while writ­
ing computer programs for the Air Force Weapons
Laboratory at Kirtland AF Base—an experience, he
says, that left him with a “jaundiced view” of gov­
ernment-funded research (source: The New Yorker).
Later, working with IBM Research, he helped devel­
op computerized language translation programs that
laid the foundation for Google Translate and Apple’s
Siri, but only after getting federal funding for the
project from DARPA. Yes, big government is bad,
bad, bad —unless it fills Bobby’s pockets with grant
money! That subsidized project put him on the map,
but he didn’t stay long doing productive, beneficial
work; like so many other big brains in America
during the last three decades, he heard the siren call
of big finance and joined the hedge fund pirates at
Renaissance Technologies, eventually becoming coCEO, where he pioneered the use of algorithms for
hyper-speed computer trading on Wall Street. And
made his fortune.
By all accounts, Mercer is a socially awkward
geek, described as an “automaton” by a former boss
and once confessing to colleagues that he prefers
the company of cats to humans. In his wealthy, Citi­
zen Kane isolation, he’s built a mansion on Long Is­
land with a huge $2.7-million model train diorama
and launched a whole fleet of private yachts. And
he’s co-owner of Centre Firearms, possessor of one
of the largest collections of machine guns in the Unit­
ed States. Centre Firearms manufactures a civilian
version of the German MP5 submachine gun with a
30-round magazine—exactly what America needs
more of in the age of weekly massacres with as­
sault-style weapons! He once spent six years (from
2012 to 2018) as a volunteer sheriff’s deputy in Lake
Arthur, New Mexico, all so he could reportedly take

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advantage of a federal law allowing off-duty cops to
conceal-carry firearms in any American jurisdiction.
Lake Arthur was actually running a “badge factory,”
according to Bloomberg, often selling the credentials
to enthusiasts like Mercer.
When not pumping out bullets on the private gun
range in his Long Island mansion, Mercer has used
his fortune as an assault weapon on progressive
causes, funding an army of right-wing lobby and me­
dia groups: the Heritage Foundation, Cato Institute,
Media Research Center, Reclaim New York, Citizens
for Self-Governance, Cambridge Analytica, a cam­
paign promoting the death penalty in Nebraska, the
Brexit campaign in the U.K., an Islamophobic ad cam­
paign against the so-called “ground-zero mosque”
in New York, and $10 million to birth the obnoxious
alt-right Breitbart News.
He gave $11 million to a super PAC supporting
the 2016 Presidential candidacy of Ted Cruz before
he dropped out of the race; then he bankrolled the
Make America Number One super PAC behind Don­
ald Trump’s successful campaign. A former col­
league, Nick Patterson, said that Trump would likely
not have been elected without Mercer’s critical sup­
port. The right-wing guru and former Trump aide
Steve Bannon said, “The Mercers laid the ground­
work for the Trump revolution. Irrefutably, when you
look at donors during the past four years, they have
had the single biggest impact of anybody, including
the Kochs.”
It’s no wonder that Mercer avoids the limelight,
because his opinions and beliefs are so toxic and
batshit crazy that they would probably harm his
money-grubbing ventures if stated publicly. But sev­
eral business colleagues have spilled the beans on
what this cloistered fool says in private. According to
The New Yorker, a former senior employee at his Re­
naissance Technologies hedge fund remembers Mer­
cer dismissing the risks of nuclear warfare, absurdly
arguing that the Japanese survivors not incinerated

by the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombs were
made healthier by the radiation! He was probably
thinking of the controversial theory of radiation
hormesis—that low levels of background radia­
tion might not be harmful, and potential­
ly even beneficial—but nuclear bombs do
not emit “low levels” of radiation. Thou­
sands of Japanese died horrible deaths long
after the bombs were dropped.
In 2017, Mercer was sued by a former
employee, David Magerman, over a wrong­
ful termination. Although the suit was
eventually dropped, Magerman told the
CBC that he had a conversation with Mer­
cer in January 2017 just before Trump’s
inauguration. During the conversation, Mag­
erman claims that Mercer made a
number of wacko racist comments
on social issues, including that the
landmark 1964 Civil Rights Act grant­
ing full rights to African-Americans was a mistake;
that African-Americans were somehow better off be­
fore this liberating legislation, and had been “infantilized” by it because of the supposed removal of
incentives to work; and that the only racists in
America now are Black! Try telling that to the fami­
lies of the nine victims murdered by Dylann Roof
in Charleston and the ten victims murdered by Pay­
ton Gendron in Buffalo, all simply because they
were Black!
If all this is not bad enough, consider that this
rich idiot is reported to be a tax cheat and tightwad.
In the Paradise Papers investigation that exposed
global millionaires stashing their loot in offshore tax
havens, Mercer was named as a director of eight Ber­
muda companies, which appear to have been con­
stituted to evade U.S. taxes. In 2014, a bipartisan
Senate inquiry found that Renaissance presented
countless short-term trades as long-term ones to
avoid paying $6.8 billion in taxes over more than a
decade; the case dragged on until 2021, when Mer­
cer and other executives were finally ordered to pay
that amount to the IRS—one of the largest tax settle­
ments in history.
In 2013, three of Mercer’s household employees
sued him for back wages, claiming that he failed to
pay mandated overtime and had deducted pay for
transgressions like failing to replace shampoo bot­
tles, close doors or change razor blades, according
to The New York Times. The suit was settled out of
court, but perfectly demonstrates Mercer’s detach­
ment from the reality the majority of Americans live
in. He resides in a bubble of arrogance and wealth.
“When the government becomes more like a corpo­
ration, with the richest 0.001% buying shares and
demanding board seats,” says David Magerman,
“then we cease to be a representative democracy
and become an oligarchy instead.”
The Mercers haven’t declared their support for
Donald Trump yet, but with Trump a likely shoe-in for
the GOP nomination, we can safely bet that the Mer­
cer Family Foundation’s current $88.4 million in as­
sets will be deployed to help put the Orange Orang­
utan back into the White House. It’s our job to make
damn sure that this fat cat’s money is flushed down

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KIKIISOBEL:
FAN SERVICE

Once before, in 2022. Honestly, both experiences were so much fun
and completely different in how they were filmed, as were the peo­
ple I was fucking. This latest one, in 2023, was my favorite just
because my partner was behind the camera. And that facial—what
a load! You have to see it for yourself.
You clearly love the experience. Why?
It’s a great way to make content that people really wanna buy! Real-life
content is the best content, but also the hardest to get. So I give my
fans what they want: the very real possibility of fucking a porn star.
Follow Kiki Isobel! X: @KikiIsobel; Fansly/ManyVids: @Kiki_lsobel;
IG: @Kiki_Xposed

PORN FOR LOVERS

Viewing porn is, for the most part, a solitary experience (please
don’t watch it on the bus or subway, okay?). But sometimes it’s fun
to play with others. The question is, what will bring mutual enjoy­
ment while not skimping on the heat?
While double-anal gangbangs may be your jam, maybe the per­
son sitting next to you on the couch prefers something a little more
story-driven (and slightly less intense). To that end, HUSTLER asked
content creator, gamer and professional sexy person Ashlyn Sparks
to share her fave adult titles for watching with your sweet baby and/
or friend with benefits. Viddy well, perverts!
Pirates (Digital Playground): “An absolute must-watch for couples,
Pirates offers a blend of captivating costumes, engaging narrative
and sizzling, steamy scenes you’ll want to revisit over and over again.
The first installment in the series features a legendary roster of
stars while setting the standard for blockbuster porn. The sexual
intensity is epic, and the storyline is enthralling. Pirates remains the
gold standard and my top choice to enjoy with a special someone.”
Unfolding (Adam & Eve): “Even if you haven’t read the bestselling
novel by Selena Kitt, you’ll still love this faithful adaptation starring
Cherie DeVille as the ravishing Charlie. An ideal choice for couples
looking to spark conversations about their preferences and fanta­
sies. Unlike some fantastical films, this one offers a relatable, realworld experience.”
Underworld (Wicked Pictures): “This film has it all: great story, stun­

ning costumes and tantalizing toys. From the real world to the un­
derworld, it’s a visually stimulating tour de force with group scenes
that will leave you breathless. The unknown can be scary, but also
erotic; surrender yourselves to this classic.”
Luxure: I Offer My Wife to Others (Dorcel): “Luxure depicts the
relationships we all yearn for, where fantasy becomes reality and
partners delight in fulfilling each other’s desires. It presents a di­
verse buffet of scenarios, including a few surprises. The overall ef­
fect is one of self-reflection: What would it be like if I were to repli­
cate these connections in my own life?”
Private Party (Digital Playground): “If Eyes Wide Shut is more your
vibe, try this one the next time date night rolls around. Private Party
is as sumptuous as it is a thought-provoking journey of self-doubt,
growth and fantasies fulfilled. Personally, I think the idea of dress­
ing up with your SO to explore said fantasies is *>.”
Lesbian Lust (HUSTLER Video): “HUSTLER titles have become my
staple for lesbian films, and Lesbian Lust is a perfect choice. The
two-disc set offers a spectrum of sensual moments and playful ex­
ploration with toys, not to mention some of the hottest performers.
A perfect choice for Valentine’s Day or any day, especially if you’ve
ever entertained thoughts of adding a third person to your relation­
ship. An ideal icebreaker (‘Hey, babe, how do you feel about three­
somes?’) or simply a steamy addition to your next night in.”
Follow Ashlyn Sparks! X, OF: @MsAshlynSparks; AshlynSparks.com
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Roses are red; violets are blue; I ’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” —OSCAR LEVANT, PIANIST

Some people play Powerball. Others follow their favorite XXX hotties
on social media in the hopes that they may one day claim the ulti­
mate prize: porn star sex that doesn’t involve a Fleshlight.
Of course, seasoned gooners know that some fuck-a-fan com­
petitions are more real than others—often it’s more of a theme than
an actual bona fide contest, and that’s cool. But still, inquiring minds
want to know how it works IRL.
Lucky for us, Kiki Isobel of Brisbane, Australia, was more than
happy to pull back the curtain for a look at the mechanics of it all;
apparently, sex with civilians can be good for business. The 26-yearold content creator, performer and cam model fields five questions
about a fan experience like no other.
HUSTLER: Why fuck-a-fan competitions?
KIKI ISOBEL: It’s a fun way to get new fans to my platform while giving
one lucky fan the chance to fuck me on camera for an epic video!
What is the screening process like?
Pretty simple, to be honest: To qualify, you have to be subscribed to
my site. The winner sends me a pic of their ID, plus a live video
verification. Then we meet for a quick coffee to plan the date and so
forth; luckily the last one also lived in Queensland.
How do you ensure your safety?
Well, besides getting their personal info, I also had my partner film
the video—which made it even hotter. I require a full sexual health test
that includes the new Mgen virus; then I do a quick visual check be­
fore the scene.
Have you done this before, and do you have a favorite experience?

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Red is the color of love, longing and lust. From
lipstick to lingerie, it sends our senses and libi­
dos into overdrive. Sure, Valentine’s Day is a lame,
made-up holiday; still, it’s a wonderful excuse
to present the Ladies in Red:
Sydney Screams proves a splash of color
can go a long way. “Red is so powerful. It’s sen­
suality, femininity, hunger and anger all mixed
into one. When I wear red, I feel empowered and
confident. I can do anything, seduce anyone. All
it takes is the right shade.” X: @SydneyScreams4U
Let Dahlia Von Knight put some rouge in
those cheeks. “I’d love to turn your bottom bright
red. Can you handle the sting? Can you think of
a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day?” X:
@DVonKnightXXX
When Raven Lane calls, you gotta accept the
charges! “Red always makes me feel so sexy. I
am full of passion and welcome any opportunity
to express my sensual side.” X: @RavenLaneXX
Red in red? Erin Everheart has us seeing dou­
ble. “There is no better feeling than to love. Love
yourself; love others; love the world and every­
th i n g b eyo n d !” X: @ErinEverheart
Like her celestial namesake, Nina Nova brings
the heat. “I’m red-hot, burning like a superno­
va. This Valentine’s Day, let me send you into
orbit.” X: @NinaNovaXOXO
Rachel Rampage demands your fealty. “Sub­
mit to the Red Queen.” X: @_RachelRampage
Madalynn Raye is a little tied up right now.
“Rosy-cheeked and gagged, I remind myself that
immobility is a gift and how the cardinal rule of
being bound is to try and enjoy it—even (espe­
cially?) the drooling.” X: @MadalynnRaye
After careful consideration, we agree with
Alexa Payne: Pink is a kind of red. “Pink has al­
ways been my favorite color. It ignites my senses
and makes me feel more confident, sexy. This
Valentine’s Day, remember we are most alive
when we are in love!” X: @AlexaPayneXX
When you love red as much as Onyx Muse
does, it’s hard not to wear your heart on your
sleeve. “Red isn’t just another color to wear—
it’s the shade of my aura and a lifestyle that
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TALES FROM
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Powerhouse performer Spencer Bradley joins the Clit Bri­
gade and delivers an absolute scorcher with this tale of
casual creampies and life-changing pussy:
“It started out like any other day: I woke up and left my
then-boyfriend, B, in bed to rest while I did my makeup. I
squeezed into my crop top and miniskirt, then headed off
to hook up with one of my fuck buddies in a Sprinter van.
“Inside the van, he had an assortment of dildos and vibra­
tors laid out for me. We watched my most extreme bondage
video while sucking and fucking each other to completion—I came
at least three times before I said my goodbyes and went to meet my
boyfriend.
“I got back just in time to grab a few drinks with him at a pub
during his break from work. And of course, after a few drinks, I had
to pee. At this point we were already walking back to his gig at a
popular music supply chain where the public restrooms had been
closed for a week due to flooding. I could have simply walked back
30 feet to use the restrooms in the bar we just left, but B insisted I
use the employee bathroom—I was completely oblivious to his plan.
“He opened the door to the stall while I was still sitting on the
toilet and let himself in. Innocent me still hadn’t caught on to what
he was doing. B was very work-oriented, responsible and had just
earned a promotion—a workplace romp was something I never
would have thought possible! Especially considering how I had near­
ly gotten him fired a few weeks prior for drawing an ejaculating pe­
nis on the office whiteboard.
“As I was pulling up my jeans, he moved in for some face-sucking
and bent me over the changing table. Then he pulled out his phone
and started recording! He spat on his palm and wiped it over my

throbbing hole. I began to rub my clit and came shortly after he
started pumping inside of me. It wasn’t long before he pulled out
and told me to get on my knees. Smiling ear-to-ear, I let him release
his load all over my face to wrap up our public sex tape. But still that
wasn’t enough.
“Immediately after, we went to the bar again while he was still on
the clock. We caught our second buzz and headed back to his car in
the work parking lot. This was early afternoon in SoCal, and B didn’t
have tinted windows. The sex was rough and loud. He came deep
inside me, and my eyes rolled back as I felt his cock pulse with each
spray. We kissed and parted ways.
“Two weeks went by, and it was looking like we had gotten away
with it. But the security guard at the store snitched us out to corpo­
rate, telling them that we were in the bathroom together for a while.
That day, B’s keys got taken away, and he was informed there would
be an investigation. He didn’t get fired, but knowing his recent pro­
motion would just suck him deeper into a job he already hated, B
sent his resignation email that evening. And that’s the story of how
my pussy changed a man’s life. Hope you found your dream job, B!”
Follow Spencer Bradley! X: @SpencerBradleyX

BAD DAD
The Republican Party and its far-right base are, if anything, predict­
able. Their strategy basically boils down to one trope: “Accuse the
other of that you are guilty.” That this is a quote attributed to Joseph
Goebbels should come as no surprise, especially in learning about
Mike Johnson’s creepy relationship with his son.
The newly elected House speaker is an election-denying, anti-LGBTQ, Christian nationalist who once claimed that school shoot­
ings could be blamed on abortion and teaching evolution (source:
Rolling Stone), so you know there’s got to be some profoundly weird
shit going on under the hood.
And how! In a resurfaced clip on X, Johnson—speaking to a Bap­
tist congregation in 2022—shared how he installed “accountability
software” called Covenant Eyes to prevent his precious eyeballs
from coming into contact with any sort of unsavory online content.
Should he transgress, a report is sent directly to his accountability
partner: Johnson’s son, who was 17 years old. Jesus fucking Christ.
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He went on to boast that he and his son both had a “clean slate,”
meaning neither of them consumed any porn. So you might be
thinking, where is the hypocrisy in that? Why invoke Goebbels if he’s
true to his word? Because of the subtext, my friends.
If this idiot is willing to pay for third-party Big Brother monitoring
on all his devices and his son’s, well, then it’s a good bet that he
enjoys porn. Think about it: If you hate Brussels sprouts, you’re not
going to install an app on your phone that triggers a proximity warn­
ing. The implication here is that he is denying himself, not trying to
keep adult content at bay. There is an ocean of difference between
the two; you’re not tempted by something you don’t like.
But this is all speculative. The real takeaway here is how utterly creepy
it is that a father thinks it’s okay to have this kind of relationship with
his underage son. Yes, parents should talk to their children about porn
and consent; but putting kids in a position where they might come
face-to-face with their parent’s porn preferences? Pure ick.

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THE SATANIC
TEMPLE
INTERVIEW BY MIKE ADAMS
PHOTOGRAPHY BY BECKY DIGIGLIO
If you ask Lucien Greaves, tyranny has infected America, the socalled land of the free, with a conservative strain of godly gonorrhea.
A nation under one God, Greaves contends, has crippled indepen­
dence as our forefathers intended. Recent attacks on the First Amend­
ment and the reversal of Roe v. Wade are perfect examples.
Since 2013, Greaves—cofounder and voice of the Salem, Mas­
sachusetts-based religious order the Satanic Temple—has been
on the front lines of a fierce battle between good and evil, promot­
ing pluralism above all else: the notion that every American—in spite
of their religious beliefs, race or sexual orientation—be permitted
to preach to their respective choir in the public square and without
prejudice. It’s a war waged by the Satanic Temple through political
activism and good old-fashioned blasphemy. Whether it is tea-bag­
ging the gravestone of Reverend Fred Phelps’s mother in response
to the hate-filled shenanigans of the Westboro Baptist Church, dis­
puting a Ten Commandments monument at a state capitol or duking
it out in the courts over reproductive rights, Greaves and the Sa­
tanic Temple have become protectors of a novel ethos demanding that
the government respect a separation of church and state. HUSTLER
Magazine recently sat down with Greaves to find out what it’s go­
ing to take for the U.S. Constitution and the people it is designed to
serve to overcome the sacerdotal slaying of our democracy. »

USTLER: Some people believe Satanists eat babies and
perform human sacrifice. What is the biggest miscon­
ception about the Satanic Temple?
LUCIEN GREAVES: I’m not concerned with the people who
think we eat babies and engage in human sacrifice. Those people
have been living in a fantasy world for so long, and nothing can cor­
rect them. Even when they see what we’re actually doing, they think
it’s some kind of artifice that covers up the real agenda or, at best,
that we don’t really understand what Satanism is and we’re just con­
fusing people from understanding that it can only lead to evil and
depraved acts. For people who are more reasonable, sometimes the
most common misperception is that we’re not actually a religious or­
ganization and we’re just a legal tactic trying to leverage the idea of
religion to gain the kind of exemptions and privileges that are had by
Christian nationalists. That’s not true. Even though we’re up front about
being nontheistic—we don’t believe in a supernatural Satan, and we
don’t endorse supernaturalism of any kind; we view it as a metaphor­
ical construct by which we contextualize our community and our eth­
ics—we’re very much a religious community, and we hold to our val­
ues as deeply and strongly as any religion could or should.

Anton LaVey of the Church of Satan believed Christians practiced
basic Satanism in their everyday life, but only sneered at the reli­
gion because it was called by the wrong name. What do you think?
I believe that was true of LaVey. The Church of Satan likes to say that
we’re a political group and that they’re apolitical. The reality is that
LaVey’s positions were far more political than the Satanic Temple’s.
The Satanic Temple has these values, and we will fight for them in the
courts, and in that way we’re considered political. But we really don’t
align very clearly with any political party—whereas LaVey defined his
Satanism as Ayn Rand with ceremonial trappings. It was very similar
to libertarianism, which looked a lot different for a time and now is
more associated with extreme right-wing politics. He probably recog­
nized that the Christian right was moving toward embracing Ayn
Rand’s ideals, but certainly not her atheism, embracing this idea of
libertarian social Darwinism. But I think now the Christian nationalist
movement in the United States ironically does invoke language that
sounds almost indistinguishable from LaVeyanism.
The Satanic Temple’s Fourth Tenet states, “The freedoms of oth­
ers should be respected, including the freedom to offend.” The
cancel culture is doing a pretty good job of infringing on that right.
Why is it so important that this country not lose its willingness
to offend others?
I think it’s really remarkable to have people asking me all the time why
we defend the freedom to offend. Why would we take this position
when so many people are hurt by hate speech? But asking that ques­
tion of us really ignores the obvious reality of who we are. Every time
we try to do anything, somebody is claiming that we should be shut
down. They try to silence us in advance. To me, the idea of being paint­
ed with certain intentions that you don’t hold before you’re able to
speak and vindicate yourself is horrific.
We really need to defend the free speech rights even of those who
offend us the most deeply. The Satanic Temple has defended the free
speech rights of our opposition directly in certain cases, not because
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there’s any place for the government to regulate and inhibit those
discussions. We think those discussions help people evolve and grow.
If you’re not trying to make your point in a way where you can change
people’s opinions, but just speaking to the choir, you’re not really help­
ing grow your community or society. Free speech is a vital component
of pluralism and liberal democracy and enlightenment values. If we’re
going to ignore any component of that, it’s to the detriment of all the
rest of it.
Attacks on free speech are increasing. Art exhibits, books and
drag shows have all been targeted. In some states, legislation has
been considered that would force journalists to register with the
state for criticizing public officials. Surveys show that support
for free speech is on the decline in the U.S. Why is treating free
speech as an expendable right so problematic?
What people don’t understand is that laws are based on principles. They
think everything is taken on a case-by-case basis and can be decided
on convenience. They never think about how prohibitions on one thing
can affect their side on another. That’s a real problem right now. No­
body really understands the value of a principled position anymore.
You can have freedom of religion, you can have religious viewpoints in
the public square, but you have to be prepared to be accommodating
to all of them, without just deferring to your distaste for certain sym­
bols or certain practices that are practiced within the boundaries of
the law. If you start giving politicians that kind of latitude, there is just
no end. That’s a really degenerative spiral into authoritarianism, and
at the core of the Satanic Temple, our mission is to combat authori­
tarianism, to combat tyranny. You just don’t have a free society if you
don’t have free speech.

Books are being banned for sexual references. They claim it’s to
protect children, when all kids really seem to care about is their
devices, where they can access videos of orgies or even some­
one jacking off a horse. Why are books viewed as a threat?
The fight over books, especially in the school library, has a lot less to
do with the kids than it does the political mission people are putting for­
ward. But then again, I offer my caveat that you have to be careful about
putting intentions into other people’s minds. Maybe they have a dilut­
ed idea of how often the children are actually checking out the books to
begin with. We shouldn’t accept book bans, but we need to act without
hypocrisy. We need to accept that there will be different viewpoints.
I think this bizarre back and forth, debating about whether free speech
is a fundamental value we should uphold or if we should requestion it,
wouldn’t be taking place if people had a greater respect for principled
law—equally applied, neutral, legal standards. The Satanic Temple is
a great example of that, because we only ever come in asking for equal
access, asking to do things that are already being done. And when we
do, sometimes you see whole communities melt down. You see out­
rage. You see Fox News pundits yelling about it. And yet it’s nothing
out of the ordinary, and it should be understood for what it is. When
you see that kind of pushback from people, you begin to realize that
they are woefully unaware of how a democratic society works. I think
that lack of education points to a real danger.
There’s no question that guns are a problem in the United States.
In the documentary Hail Satan?, you wore a bulletproof vest be­

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fore speaking on the Capitol lawn. The NRA sides with free speech
as a basis for protecting gun rights. In continuing to protect the
sanctity of the First Amendment, how do we prevent broader cen­
sorship while also achieving gun control?
The important part is any type of regulation be neutrally applied. If you
can’t have high-capacity weapons and open-carry and that applies to
anybody, unless you’re working in armed forces or in police forces,
those are reasonable restrictions. When you’re in trouble is when you
say people of a certain political persuasion aren’t allowed to carry

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guns, people of a certain religion, people of a certain color or ethnic
background, regardless of their mental state or anything else. Those
kinds of arbitrary rules that exclude people or elevate others are real­
ly what we should work against. There’s always going to be a certain
amount of debate as to where that is appropriate and where that isn’t.
You see that in economic disputes all the time. At what point do you have
to regulate industry to better uphold the freedom of people, and at
what point does that regulation impinge of people’s freedoms? Some­
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LUCIEN
aspire to uphold a principled stand that is neutrally applied.
What kind of backlash do you receive when appearing in public?
I never know. I thought for sure I was going to get shot in Arkansas. You
mentioned the film Hail Satan?. I mean, I was wearing the bulletproof
vest, but you don’t feel very protected in that because it only covers a
very limited range anyways. Your head’s fully exposed. And then I saw
it was outdoors and a public building, where people were opening
windows, open-carrying across the street from the Capitol grounds.
And I thought, Well, fuck, this is it. But nobody fired off a shot, amaz­
ingly enough. You have to have your affairs in order any time you do
something like this.

Judging from early presidential debates, Republicans are push­
ing for a federal abortion ban. Why are we moving backward?
The abortion issue was something that the conservative right really
latched on to following their loss of segregation. They knew they lost,
and they found fertile ground in rejecting abortion and fighting against
it. At the point where Roe v. Wade went into law in the Supreme Court,
you had evangelicals at least willing to say they weren’t going to speak
against it as a right that was given in society even if they prohibited it
within their congregations, which is completely legitimate. If, due to your
religion, you’re going to consider yourself obligated to have a baby if
you get pregnant, that’s on you. But to make that a whole social pro­
tocol, it was damaging before; it will be damaging again. It was a great
political opportunity to unify a movement that has propelled itself for­
ward into a theocratic coup of the United States.

Will the damage lead to reform?
I think eventually it will be undone again when they see the horrors
this will wreak upon people, when they see that women will die be­
cause of this, when they see the horrible medical complications that
will arise, the horrible outcomes for some of the children who will be
born. They’re looking at it with a very narrow viewpoint. Some of
them don’t have the vision or sense of history to know what a stupid
idea it is to ban abortion. Others don’t care. To a certain degree, hav­
ing Roe v. Wade overturned is a loss to the theocratic movement,
because they’ve been fighting for this for so long. It’s been such a
rallying point that if it’s no longer a moving issue for them, they have
to focus on other things. A federal abortion ban will further solidify
their role and make them need to unify over different issues. We’re
seeing schisms break out in the U.S. theocratic movement, and it
might be because they’re not sure where to go after Roe v. Wade has
been overturned.
Why is the government only trying to control women’s reproduc­
tive rights?
I’m not sure if it’s just plain misogyny or if it’s a lack of imagination. I
think with abortion, you have those extreme images that they love to
show all the time of splattered fetuses that they seem to fetishize on
the right, and this idea that at the very beginnings of conception, this mass
of cells is ensouled. I think some of their market just isn’t sophisticat­
ed enough to realize that there’s no perception there; there’s no high­
er cognitive function; there’s no thought. Because they never respect­
ed that idea to begin with. They feel like our very character, our very
nature doesn’t come from our minds and our neuro constructs; it
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What has been the Satanic Temple’s greatest challenge fighting
against abortion bans?
We’re obviously treated differently in the courts. We have judges clear­
ly using loopholes and technicalities against us that they would never
use in other religious liberty claims. We’ve had some judges revert back
to old precedent that’s been overturned just to rule against us. The
most horrific part is that there is so little pushback from people we
thought would have supported us on these issues, people we thought
would have been outraged...by judges flagrantly ruling in ways that
clearly aren’t upholding the neutrality of law.
How flagrant?
We’ve seen some really egregious cases. In Missouri, in one of our ear­
lier cases, we had a judge wait over nine months to declare that because
our plaintiff could no longer be pregnant, it was no longer an issue.
Which was complete bullshit. This was before Roe v. Wade was over­
turned. As part of Roe v. Wade, they had determined that something
that was capable of repetition should not evade review. Meaning that
if she can get pregnant again or if any of our members can get preg­
nant again, they should have seen the case through. But no, we paid
hundreds of thousands of dollars to bring this through litigation only to
have some judge rule by convenience that he didn’t want to look at
the case.
It speaks to a real problem in our system, that we don’t have re­
course. It is so difficult to get a review on an obviously prejudiced judge.
We’ve dealt with many. We’ve had judges put on the record, during
oral arguments, statements indicating that they think they know we
have certain intentions that we don’t, that we’ve never stated, we’ve
never put on the record, premising, even rulings, on information that
had nothing to do with the case or evidence given to them, which is
completely out of line for judges. And people let it slide, on the left
particularly. People are so willing to just shrug their shoulders and say
the system is against us and the law is against us, and this is just how
it works.. .or blame us, saying we didn’t understand the law and that
we’re doing more harm than good. That is absolutely destructive, and
this is where we’ll lose if we don’t straighten up our act.

What has to happen to change that?
We just have to keep up the fight the way we see fit. People get angry
at us because they think we’re going to set bad precedent. That speaks
to a misperception of us just being a legal tactic. We’re not. We’re not
doing what we do to provoke people. We don’t believe in bodily auton­
omy just because it pisses off the theocratic right. These are values
we uphold, and we’re going to fight to defend them. If we don’t exer­
cise these rights, we’ve already lost them. And if people who think
they politically align with us disagree with these tactics, well, fuck off.
You don’t have to join us. We’re not claiming to speak for anybody else
but Satanists.

One of your tactics was opening the Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Sa­
tanic Abortion Clinic. What is that exactly?
It’s a telehealth clinic, so people call, and they’re able to get abortion phar­
maceuticals through us. It’s based in New Mexico, but we’ll serve whom­
ever, wherever. We want the right to distribute these pharmaceutical
abortions to any state, to any member, on the grounds of religious lib­
erty. Why shouldn’t this supersede any type of ban, especially when we
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People act like this is a ridiculous demand, and we have judges play­
ing with this idea that if we don’t have a very specific doctrine that
tells people they need to get an abortion and on what exact terms, then
our claims don’t apply. You’ll even see these disingenuous, bullshit,
fuckhead, theocratic Christian nationalist lawyers making that case
too. You don’t have to look far at religious liberty arguments in cases
that have gone before the Supreme Court lately to see the lie in that
viewpoint. Where in the Bible does it say that a fucking coach needs
to pray at the 50-yard line with his team during a high school football
game? Where in the Bible do you get the notion that a company like
Hobby Lobby doesn’t need to pay for contraceptive options in their
healthcare plan? They get away with different standards in the court­
room. Beholding us to a different standard is unconstitutional; it is against
the law. But it happens anyway. That’s a very bad sign, and it’s an
even worse sign that people aren’t supportive of us. It’s not about
Satanism; it’s about those principles. You don’t have to identify as a
Satanist. You don’t even have to think it’s a very good idea. But you
should recognize that denying us rights that are offered to other peo­
ple is a downward spiral, and it’ll bite everybody in the ass at the end.
In a recent UFO Congressional hearing, a whistleblower said the
U.S. is keeping “non-human biologies” a secret from the Amer­
ican people. Why would they do that? Does the construct of God/
Christianity come crashing down as soon as they admit there
are extraterrestrials?
I would really love for us to find some kind of other intelligent life before
I die. I’m not hopeful. It is a topic near and dear to my heart. The most
diplomatic thing I could say about that would be, who gives a fuck
about their concerns at that point? I’m sure intelligent life elsewhere
would be difficult for people of a religious mindset who think the most
important thing that ever happened in the universe was the death of
their human messiah. That’s just something they would have to get
over and hopefully serve to break people out of their superstition.

The Satanic Temple has a lot of support from U.S. veterans. What
inspires vets to jettison God and country for the dark side?
Some of the support we get is from veterans of foreign wars, who
actually went overseas and recognized that different people do have
different viewpoints and we really have to respect their right to have
them, even if you’re not going to share them. I think that comes much
easier for people who have been exposed to other cultures. A lot of
times people’s prejudices are based upon a lack of exposure to other
people. I feel like people’s prejudices against Satanists are similar. I
think it’s the same for racists and everybody else. They haven’t gotten
out enough; they haven’t met enough people; they haven’t been out in
the world. They’ve been kind of stuck in a bubble and have certain
beliefs about certain people that just don’t apply when you start
meeting them on an individual basis and you see how those kinds of
categorizations break down and become more and more irrelevant as
you get to know them.
Are there any perks to your position, like Satanism groupies?
The groupies are horrifying. You know, an ironically sad thing about this
is, I think a lot of people would like the public attention this brought
me. But I’m also convinced that the people who would like that would
be very ill-suited to it. They’d quickly want to make it about them, and
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ple. That’s not in my character, which I’m kind of thankful for. I don’t
feel like that’s necessarily an elevated moral characteristic of mine,
but just kind of a lucky coincidence. I’m introverted enough that I
never really appreciated that attention. The sad part about that is, I
think that’s maybe one of the things I could have enjoyed from this,
but it’s denied to me because I just don’t. It’s not something I like. It’s
high stress, no pay, and I think it’s ruined my opportunities for a normal
life with any sense of security. But what I do get is a sense of satis­
faction that I think I’m doing the best I can for the world with what I have.
I’ll at least be able to die with some pride, knowing that I did what I
could and I utilized my time in a way that was, I think, most beneficial.

Considering the dismal state of the nation, what would you say
to someone arguing that the last thing America needs is to get
into bed with the Devil?
The last thing America needs is to get into bed, as an entire nation,
with any single religion. They have to realize that there are people of
all kinds of religious perspectives and that we need to accept that.
They don’t need to accept the Satanic Temple; they don’t need to accept
Satan as their lord and savior. They don’t need to become Satanists
themselves. They don’t need to be gay. They don’t need to be trans.
They don’t need to be nonbinary. They don’t need to be Black. They
don’t need to be Asian. They don’t need to be any of these fucking
things. They can be exactly who they are, but they just have to under­
stand that other people aren’t them either—and that we can all coex­
ist in a way where we can all enjoy the same benefits and privileges.
There’s no reason that we should have some government agency
regulating these differences of viewpoint. There’s no way we can sur­
vive if we start trying to unify everybody under a single viewpoint. The
only way forward is to recognize our differences and respect them.
This U.S. population believes the country was built on “In God We
Trust.” But God was never a guide for the Constitution. Thomas
Jefferson believed in separation of church and state and pluralism.
How long before we realize the true foundation of our country?
That depends on right now, on if we actually wake up and recognize
that the laws that were put in place by people like Jefferson are being
defied by the courts—and in some cases in trials that the Satanic
Temple are litigating. If we don’t start fighting back, it’ll take us much
longer to get past it. The theocratic movement is on the rise. They are
a minority within a minority. But they focus on single issues, and they
get results on those things. They unify; they have financing; they ac­
tually get up; they vote. They try to put themselves on school boards;
they try to get into political posts. They get active in their communi­
ties. They get loud, and they’ve had an outsize voice because of it. Where­
as their opposition, they tend to eschew those kinds of norms of good
citizenship. We’ve tended to frown upon that, and I know, when I was
growing up, it seemed very anti-punk rock. We wanted to be outside
of the system, rather than a part of it. But I don’t think we have that
liberty anymore. Now I think we are forced to engage. We have to do
those same things. We have to get on school boards. We have to get
in political posts. We have to focus on single issues and get results.
We have to accept differences amongst each other internally to get
these things done. We have to allow a certain amount of disagreement
and move forward to fight against this existential threat to our free­
doms overall. H
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for Naked News in 2009. I’ve been with the company ever since. In
2019,1 started my fan site, EilaAdams.com, which features my more
explicit content. I have a lot of fun there. Not going to lie, sometimes
I masturbate to my own dirty videos!
“When I’m not naked, my life is pretty normal. I enjoy traveling, work­
ing out, spending time with my little dog Jackson and reading. I’ve read
She’s Come Undone by Wally Lamb about 30 times, and I’ll read any­
thing by David Sedaris. I also enjoy buying and renovating houses. I’m
currently working on my second place.
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as long as possible. Creating nude content is a blast! Recently, my boy­
friend and I shot a sexy video titled 15 BJs. After some extensive googling,
I put together a list of 15 different blowjobs. Surprisingly, there were a
few that I’d never tried before. Who doesn’t love trying new things?”

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in a backyard, but in beautiful locations like a
jungle or a desert. The craziest place I’ve ever
had sex was very high up, looking across a vis­
ta in the Southwest. It wasn’t on the edge of a
cliff, but it sure felt like it.
“To me, a perfect partner is someone who is
supportive, someone with good, loving energy.
I like strong, sturdy and protective. Never jeal­
ous or aggressive. Physically, I love beards, and
I got to say, I think a lumberjack-looking man
on a motorcycle is hot.
“I am most proud of my ability to make my
life my own. People tell me I have a bright en­
ergy. It attracts people to me, especially at par­
ties, and it brightens their energy as well. I’d defi­
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arrived home flashing
a new diamond ring.
“Where did you get that?" her hus­
band Mitch asked.
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Connie explained. “We won, so I bought
this ring with my share of the winnings.”
A week later she came home wear­
ing a leather coat. “Where did you get
that?" her suspicious husband inquired.
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again,” Connie replied, “and guess
what? We won, so I bought this coat
with my share of the winnings.”
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car?!” Mitch hollered.
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Connie cooed. “My boss and I won an­
other big lottery prize, and I bought it
with my share of the winnings."
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run her a nice, warm bath. Once in the
bathroom, she noticed that the water
was only a few inches deep. “Why didn’t
you fill the tub?” Connie murmured.
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to get your lottery ticket wet, do we?”

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his pal, “Ya wanna have a turn?”
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and stuck his head in the fence. “Okay,
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perfect lover?
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THE COUPLE WHO PLAYS TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER-AND REALLY, DOES ANYTHING SAY “I LOVE YOU”
LIKE A DATE WITH A SEX WORKER?
Seeking out the services of a sex worker need not be a solitary pursuit.
Couples can also enjoy the singular pleasures of a service provider; all
that’s required is an open mind, enthusiastic consent and the budget
to make it happen. In fact, seeing a sex worker can even help to strength­
en the bonds of love. The first step is figuring out what you want. Be
honest with each other about your desires and expectations—bound­
aries too. Once a fantasy comes into focus, it’s time to take the plunge.
Be you BDSM-curious or simply curious to try a threeway, there is a high­
ly trained, couples-friendly professional standing by to answer the call.

ELECTRA RAYNE
QueerCrush founder-director and XXX performer Electra Rayne had

always been fascinated by the idea of full-service sex work, but it
wasn’t until she relocated to Las Vegas that the former cold case in­

vestigator finally decided to try her hand at legal brothel work. An

erotic empath whose strap-on skills are peerless, Electra loves to help

The idea of full-service sex work is something that’s always kind of
appealed to me, but I was too scared about my physical and legal
safety to pursue it. Also, I went to school to be a forensic scientist and
got work as a cold case investigator for a while, so it was sort of like,
Well, I guess I can’t do this big illegal thing while I’m trying to stop other

Then I moved to Vegas. I had a friend working at
Sheri’s, and she said it was absolutely worth it. So I tried it out and it
was incredible. I’m really glad I did.
big illegal things.

I love this line from your bio: “My favorite thing is fulfilling fan­
tasies and making dreams come true.”
You know, it’s funny because that’s something I’ve always said and
how I’ve always felt, even before I was a sex worker. When you work
in a brothel, that’s kind of what the whole job is—people are there
looking for something. It feels really special to be part of someone’s
fantasy, and I am so thankful that I get to do this work.

curious couples in search of new horizons.

HUSTLER: I’m curious, what made you want to try brothel work?
ELECTRA RAYNE: I first considered it about four or five years ago, when
I learned that legal brothels in the U.S. were still active.

It all begins with a conversation. How do you approach topics like
consent and expectations?
With couples, this can be a little tricky for two reasons—one obvious
and one not so obvious. The obvious one is that you are now navigat-

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ing three sets of boundaries: what is and isn’t okay for me to do to
them, what is and isn’t okay for each of them to do to me and their
boundaries with each other.
And the less obvious reason?
A lot of couples don’t actually know what they want. They sort of have
this idea that we’re going to have a threesome, but they don’t really
consider any of the details or what that might look like. It could be me
having intercourse with one partner while the other partner is watch­
ing; it could be them having intercourse while I’m watching or maybe
being a kind of accessory, like booby play or spanking. It could mean
some sort of chain situation where everyone is actively involved. It
can mean so many things. And I think that couples—not all couples,
but many couples—show up without the specifics of what they want.
So the consent conversation is not only, “What is okay?” but also,
“What do you want? How do we figure this out as a team?”

Do you remember your first experience with a couple?
I remember it very well, because it was also one of my favorite book­
ings of all time—and their first! First threesome too. They were so
cute, probably in their mid- to late-30s. She had purple hair, and they
recognized my World of Warcraft tattoo. Just, like, adorable.
They clearly cared about each other so much and were both really
excited to be there, which is important. When we got to our room,

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they knew exactly what they wanted—makes my job a lot easier. And
it just so happened that she had never been fucked with a strap-on
before! Anybody who knows me will tell you that I am an absolute
strap-on expert. Strap-on topping is, like, my favorite sex act.
She was so enthusiastic and even wore the strap-on to fuck me—
another first! She was very good at it. And the amount of joy and
compersion he was experiencing from watching his wife’s fantasy be
fulfilled, it was so sweet. Everything was amazing from start to finish.
Is it ever difficult to manage boundaries and emotions between
a couple while working with them?
Yes, absolutely. I am fundamentally polyamorous, so I feel like this is
something I am particularly sensitive to. It’s not that difficult to man­
age when people are honest with themselves and willing to be open
about the fact that they may be a little uncomfortable. Where it be­
comes very challenging is when you get people who want to seem like
they’re the coolest, most fun and down-for-anything couple ever, be­
cause then you end up with a dishonest situation—even if that’s not
what they intended.
So, in summary, what advice do you have for couples who want
to visit a brothel and get the most out of their visit?
The number one most important thing is to know what you don’t
want, right? For example, “I would be uncomfortable if his penis goes
inside you.” Or kissing. Or maybe certain positions are just for you
and your partner? The more clear you can be about those types of
boundaries, the easier it is for us to respect them. We want everybody
to have a good time.
Follow Electra Rayne! X, OF: @ElectraRayne; IG: @ElectraFromChicago; ChicagoSlut.com; QueerCrush.com; X: @QueerCrushX

LITTLE RAMPAGE
A

trained fighter, pro grappler and self-defense martial artist, Little

Rampage is a lethal combination of deadly technique and stone-cold
freak. The curvaceous powerhouse blends BDSM and raw physicality

(all consensual, of course) for couples who crave a commanding dad­
dy domme to put them in their place. Bow down to a real boss bitch.

HUSTLER: Pro domme, wrestler, fetish performer—so badass!
How did a 4-10 firecracker become such a tough cookie?
LITTLE RAMPAGE: I was a submissive my entire life, constantly being
walked all over, abused throughout my childhood and adulthood. Then
one day it was like a switch just went off...I had had enough. And
from the flames of self-loathing was born a new, dominant me I never
knew existed.
As I was on this path of self-discovery, I got approached by a friend
who was mutuals with another girl I didn’t quite like. Long story short,
I was beckoned to her studio for a belly-punching scene where I got
to beat up this broad that I wasn’t very fond of. The thrill, the excite­
ment, the therapy of it all! I earned the name Rampage that day as
they had never seen another model throw punches like that before.
And it all took off from there. Submissive men are naturally attract­
ed to me, and it wasn’t long before I grew a book of clients who adore
being bullied and dominated by me.

And at what point did you get your first couples clients?
Pretty early on. As a gym rat, men would approach me with requests

to dominate their wives in front of them. I guess I just resonate big­
dick energy!

Do you work with couples more as a domme or a wrestler?
It’s a pretty even mix. There’s some crossover, as wrestling is very
D/s as a sport.
What do you ask a couple who wants a session with Rampage?
I want to know exactly what they want, their expectations, bound­
aries and hard limits. I have a tendency to look out more for the la­
dies—it’s a respect thing. I make sure I talk to her face-to-face be­
fore the scene. If this does not seem like something she wants any
part of and/or is being forced into it, you better believe I’m giving
the guy a hard time; I won’t tolerate any form of abuse. Once these
things are established and I have your deposit, then we’re off!
Does your unique expertise attract a certain type of couple?
I’d say that I tend to attract three types of couples: alpha men who
would allow me and only me to dominate them; men who want to
see me dominate their wife; and then absolute submissives, where
both partners want me to rule over them mind, body and soul.

Tell me about the time you “punished” a cheating wife.
I was contacted by a distraught fan who was at his wits’ end over
an unfaithful wife and offered me a handsome cash reward if I’d
take her on in a competitive catfight. In the fetish industry, cat­
fights are often associated with bikinis, face slapping, hair pulling,
tit mauling and cunt busting. After hearing his sob story, I was
pumped to meet them at a nearby hotel, where she and I went toe
to toe. She sure tried, but as a tenured fighter, I bested her 4-0.
Then she had to live through the humiliation of me grinding my ass
and pussy in her face afterwards!

And what about dominating a couple together?
A submissive couple sought me out to experience a true kink session
together. As a pro domme, I am trained to get deep inside the mind
and assume total control. I started off their session by making them
approach me on all fours, both collared to reinforce who was in
charge. I held the man’s chin in my hand as we locked eyes. “We’ll
start with you, mutt! You’re gonna prime my cock so that I can fuck
your wife with it. Do you understand?”
With his bottom lip quivering, he reluctantly parted his lips to let
my rubber dick enter his mouth. It wasn’t long before my strap-on
was sopping wet with drool as I forced it in and out, fucking the back
of his throat. Then I turned the wife around and bent her over, one foot
on her head to brace myself as I dealt powerful back shots. The hus­
band watched, enraptured, as I disrespectfully fucked his wife. “I’m
Rampage’s bitch!” she screamed. “I live to be your fuck sock.”
My favorite part was when the husband thought it was over. For
my grand finale, I used the cum she left all over my strap-on as lube to
stretch out his asshole. That night they both learned who daddy was.
Why do couples seek out physical domination? What is the un­
derlying drive here?
Sexual exploration. And I am a specialist. Would you ask your wife or
husband for a root canal? No, because that would be reckless and
unsafe. They turn to me because I am a professional who can bring

these fantasies to life without anyone getting hurt.
Follow Little Rampage! X: @Little_Rampage; IG: @TheGoddessRampage

MISS VIOLET FARADAY
When we caught up with LA. pro domme Miss Violet Faraday, she

had just returned from a successful business trip to New York. Back

home, she’s busy at work planning her next kidnapping—one of Vio­
let’s favorite fantasy role-play scenarios. She has yet to do one with a
couple, but it’s definitely on her list. Ready for a date night you’ll nev­

er forget?

HUSTLER: You know you’ve made it when people are flying you
across the country for your services. What’s your story?
MISS VIOLET FARADAY: I started pro domme work around 2018, but
really started to take it seriously in 2020. I was already part of the
kink community and had been dominant in my personal life for years,
so the switch to pro work was fairly seamless. I’m also naturally in­
clined toward the perverted and deviant—I love this stuff!
Since then I’ve gotten to travel all over the country, speaking to
crowds, doing podcasts, hosting nightlife events.. .it’s been fantastic.
A lot of my work right now is centered around fear play, blood play,
erotic humiliation, interrogation and kidnapping role-plays. I do plenty
of tame sessions too!

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In interviews or at speaking engagements, does the topic of cou­
ples ever come up?
Yes, I often get asked if I see couples. I do! Then there are usually fol­
low-up questions about how couples might book or how seeing a
professional dominatrix could help their relationship.
Can you give us an example?
Seeing a dominatrix can help with communication around kink and
sex. I also think that a healthy sex life often includes trying new things.
Think of me as a fun luxury experience. Invest in your relationship!

The pre-session consultation is a window into what a client wants.
How do you approach a consultation with a couple?
I always speak to each member of the couple individually. I want to
hear from them, in their own words, what they are expecting from a
session with me. I want to know that they are both enthusiastically
seeking this experience out. I want to make sure their goals for the
session are realistic and whether I’m a good fit for them.

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Does one session in particular stand out? An experience that
made you feel good?
One of my favorite sessions ever was with a couple who were curious
about femdom but not sure where to start. The woman was absolute­
ly gorgeous—the kind of body you want to see in latex. She just had
some confidence issues with all the whips, ropes and gadgets. So we
spent most of the session teaching her how to use my equipment,
basic protocol, safety, negotiation skills, etc. They were both so into it
that by the end he was licking her feet and calling us both “Mistress”
while I flogged him. They still keep in touch and have a whole D/s
dynamic now.

What about a session where both people want to submit to you?
Has that ever happened?
Yes, and it’s always a treat to have two eager subs ready to please
me. One comes to mind in particular. They were both switches but
both leaned a little further to the submissive side of the slash. They
were really communicative and seasoned BDSM players, so I think it

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was a cathartic session for all of us. They were both into hardcore
verbal degradation, pain and objectification. At one point I had them
facing each other while they were in nipple clamps, chains inter­
locked. I was whipping both of them on their backs, and as they strug­
gled and jumped, the clamps tightened and pulled. How romantic! The
session ended with me pulling on his leash while I sat on her face and
he made her come. No orgasms for him though. Sometimes I’m a bit
of a purist. It’s called femdom, after all.

What should couples do before reaching out to you?
They should absolutely ask each other about what they want: Answer
honestly about what you are and aren’t comfortable with. Knowing
your triggers and limits beforehand is a must. I think it’s good to dis­
cuss any potential jealousy as well—what kind of physical contact
between each of you and the domme is okay?

You mentioned interrogation and kidnapping role-play. If a cou­
ple gave you carte blanche, what would you do with them?
I would love the chance to help consensually kidnap a submissive
partner, with their dominant partner working in tandem with me. Per­
haps get them to a hotel room, where I’m waiting to interrogate them.
And believe me, I have methods of making you talk!
Follow Violet Faraday! X: @VioletFaraday; OF: @MissVioletFaraday; @
VioletFaraday. bsky. social

CHELSEA CHAVIS
She’s worked the pole in over ten states and three times as many

clubs, but for Chelsea Chavis, New Orleans will always be home. The

pop princess, comedian and proud pig mom (yes, she lives with an
actual pig named Maisy) is a master profiler who uses humor to suss

out couples. Her body may be a wonderland, but only the pure of heart
get to go on Chelsea’s wild ride.

You live in New Orleans and currently dance at the HUSTLER
Club, but have previously worked at strip clubs across the U.S.
How many are we talking here?
I’ve danced in over 30 strip clubs in 11 states—New York, Nevada, Tex­
as, Colorado, Ohio, Florida, North Dakota.. .I can’t even remember the rest.

That’s impressive. But why?
I wanted to see America. I traveled a lot when I was younger, but had
barely seen my own country. So I would just go to random states and
big cities—and what better place to check out a city than in a strip
club? I learned a lot. Now I can clock what a customer wants and how
much they’re willing to pay based on the things they say to me.
So let’s say you’re at the club tonight and a couple approaches
you—how are you clocking them?
I enjoy working with couples who are cool, comfortable and have a
healthy relationship. I listen to them talk, ask what they’re doing in
town. Maybe they were dropped off by a private driver? All these things
help me figure out who they are and how much they have to spend.
From there I usually focus on the woman. I’ll be like, “Hi, I’m Rose­
mary. What’s your name?” And then my go-to line is, “And is this your
penis?” in reference to the guy she’s with. So I’m playfully objectify­
ing and belittling the man. I’ll tell him, “Well, looks like you got the
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that I’m paying attention to her. But it has to be genuine—unlike a man,
a girl can tell when you’re being fake.
Humor is such a great way to disarm and read people.
For the most part, the guy is very thankful, because he wants his part­
ner to feel comfortable and happy. These are the best couples.
NOLA is a whole vibe, but what about the couples—any strange
tales to speak of?
There was this beautiful woman in her 60s and her old, fat husband who
she was just totally over. She wanted to go upstairs and asked me to
find a girl to keep him distracted. Once we were alone, the floodgates
opened. She told me all about how she’s in love with her son-in-law, that
they share this very deep and spiritual connection. I made $3K that
night. Then they came back the next day, and she dropped another couple
thousand dollars just to talk. It was very weird. Good money though.
Wow. Sounds like the setup to a stepmom scene.
Yeah, exactly.

Do young couples ever approach you?
I did a private room recently with a really cute young couple. They
were like 23, and she had never been to a strip club before, but was
very open to the experience. She wanted to go upstairs, and I offered
them a price that was more in line with who they were—I don’t like
taking advantage of young people who have to pay rent, you know?
She really enjoyed it. She had never touched a boob before, anoth­
er first. I danced on her, and he was having a great time telling me all
about their sex life. Couples love to talk about their sex lives. They’ll
even show me nudes on their phones.
It was clear that they trusted and loved one another; I was a fun and
safe way for them to experiment. We kissed a little, not making out,
but on the lips. “This is amazing,” she said in a daze. And then of course
they invited me to have a threesome with them later, which I politely
declined. Because everyone wants to bring a stripper home, right?
It’s so much more fun when everyone is on the same page. You
could even argue that strippers make stronger marriages.
Whatever your age, be you swingers, polyamorous or completely mo­
nogamous, the strip club is there to have fun together. I’ll dance for
the guy; then I’ll go upstairs with her; then they go back to their hotel
room and have crazy sex. It’s fun to share new experiences and mix
it up once in a while! Healthy too.
It’s also a lot cheaper than therapy or divorce.
For sure. I love seeing couples in their 40s, 50s and 60s still hope­
lessly attracted to each other.

You’ve had good and bad experiences. Cumulatively, how do
they average out? Do you enjoy interacting with couples?
I really do. I have a lot of fun with them. It’s always entertaining, and
I’ve learned a lot about relationship dynamics. It takes trust, commu­
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Master Alexis Wylder capitalizes Her pronouns and honorifics, which

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THERAPY

Do couples ever ask you to control certain aspects of their lives?
Once I had a couple who loved the look of all My fetish wear and gear.
I enjoy the dressing up part of My sessions as much as the session
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partner on a guided tour of Taboo Town.

Before becoming a pro domme, you spent some time working as
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Because of My queer, sapphic sexuality, stripping always felt extreme­
ly transactional and heteronormative. Then I began to notice how a lot
of My clientele actually enjoyed My dominant persona and the part I’d
play at the club every night. Eventually I realized how much I loved the
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You craved a deeper kind of interaction.
I craved a deeper connection with My submissives and the thrill of
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I say this with the highest praise, but you seem pretty hardcore.
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I once had a couple who seemed extremely vanilla on the exterior:
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tion, they were begging to dive deep into humiliation and degradation
play. It was pretty shocking, all things considered—but that’s why
they say you can’t judge a book by its cover! And it just so happens
that verbal humiliation is one of my specialties; they definitely came
to the right place.
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Never, ever pressure your partner into doing anything they don’t want
to do. Respect your partner and set boundaries before play.
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My favorite part about working with couples is witnessing the intima­
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through BDSM. Every couple brings a unique dynamic to the table,
and it’s extremely cathartic for Me to see them explore their desires
together, pushing boundaries and growing as a team. Over the years,
I’ve come to realize that BDSM isn’t just about the acts themselves
but the connections we make. There’s something I find really beauti­
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expressed how much they enjoyed Our time together and how
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